Inarticulate

Entering into the house full of life
I see you; now my heart is full of strife.
How can it be that before I was alive!
Yet your presence causes me to sigh, as
A schoolboy in early years who tries
In vein to overcome such loathsome sights
Such as the opposite sex; they wear tights
For gad sakes! and are such a fair blights that
They cause men to forgo one another,
To forget the threat of war, to bother
With absolutely unattractive bores!
I'd rather eat chocolate covered smores!
But even saying so my heart still jumps,
For inarticulate fancy stops grumps.

                                                        Inarticulate, (c) Luke Bennette, April 2012